survey! na miss ko ito!

1. anung kwento ng pangalan mo?
--- kuha sa classmate ni mama. basta kelangan 4 letters lang.
2. anung kwento ng last birthday mo?
--- nag-audition ako sa SURVIVOR PHILIPPINES. pumasa ako sa 1st screening.
3. anung kwento ng 1st lovelife mo?
--- anu daw
4. anung kwento ng lovelife mo ngayon?
--- alin?
5. anung kwento ng buhok mo?
--- magulo kwento nya
6. anung kwento ng computer mo?
--- may mga bagay-bagay
7. anung kwento ng kwarto mo?
--- dapat dun ako natutulog. ako nagpapaayos nun e.
8. anung kwento mo last christmas?
--- naku nagulo ang bahay! daming bata at bisita
9. anung kwento mo last valentine's day?
--- wala. nalindol lahat ng motel
10. anung kwento ng chinelas na suot mo?
--- bili ko sya sa Parañaque nung kelangan ko ng damit kasi nag-overnight kame kina yeng
11. anung kwento nung una mong nakita yung crush mo?
--- kinilig ako
12. anung kwento sayo ng parents mo tungkol kay santa claus?
--- di nila nakwento ata
14. anung kwento nung best movie na pinanood mo?
--- titanic? dmo ba alam yun?!
15. anung kwento nung last time na umiyak ka?
--- napuwing lang ako
16. anung kwento ng cellphone mo ngayon?
--- 2 phone ko e. alin dito? wala syang kwento. nananahimik.
17. anung kwento ng favorite mong pantalon / short?
--- credit card... SWOOOSSSSHHH!!!
18. anung kwento ng layouts sa profile mo?
--- KUNG FU PANDA!
19. anung kwento ng seatmate mo?
--- magulo din buhok niya. haha..
20. anung kwento gusto mong ikwento?
--- wala! bwahahaha!!!

noon at ngayon

noon ang pinaka-sosyal na tsitsirya e Cheekadeez, ngayon, madami na sila.
noon lahat ng tao nakayuko pag nahihiya lang, ngayon nakayuko dahil nagtetext.
noon ang mga bata naglalaro sa labas ng bahay, ngayon nasa computer shop lahat.
noon kita mo pa ang mga bundok, ngayon puro bahay na.
noon big deal kapag may nabuntis ng di dapat kaya maraming takot, ngayon uso na.
noon mga tikbalang, nuno, manananggal lang ang mga kathang-isip, ngayon ang mag-stay sa isang relasyon ng matagal ay kathang-isip na lang.
noon nagkakausap pa mga magkakapit-bahay, ngayon ni sila hindi nagkikita-kita.
noon kahit sinong doktor pupuntahan kapag may sakit, ngayon dapat sakto sa propesyon.
noon nagkukulang ng tao para sa trabaho, ngayon kulang ang trabaho para sa tao.
noon sariwa pa ang hangin kahit nasa urban ka, ngayon ang tindi!
noon 500 lang, may pang-isang linggo kana, ngayon, pamasahe lang yan.
noon kahit sa mababaw lang, makakahuli ng isda; ngayon bota o plastik na makukuha mo.
noon makakakita ka ng shapes sa clouds, ngayon, parang hindi na ata.
noon masarap lang kumain, ngayon lahat ng kinakain mo, may pampa-cancer.
noon marami pang pang-gastos, ngayon, maraming pang-utang.
noon ang ayos ng buhay ng tao, ngayon ang daming pampagulo.
noon Gloria ang pangalan ng babaeng kinagigiliwan ng lahat, ngayon maraming galit sa Gloria.

haaayyy... sana di nalang natapos ang noon.

Feast of St. John the Baptist

today June 24, the city of San Juan, Metro Manila, commemorates the feast of St. John the Baptist. the prophet who prepared us all for the coming of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. he was killed during the time of Herod Antipas as he was beheaded.

John's main character in the gospels is attributed to his baptism to Jesus Christ at the Jordan River which is now one of the Seven Sacraments in the Catholic Church.

Pero ngayon, ang sine-celebrate sa San Juan, BASAAN! started from 7AM-12NN. kaya ang madayo ng San Juan, sigurado walang ligtas! the city has organized rerouting scheme for motorists na ayaw mabasa at pikon. sinara kasi ang main roads sa San Juan. pero parang ang saya makakita ng tao na lahat wet look! hahaha...

sarap maging estudyante

mantakin mo walang pasok ngaun dahil kay Frank. tapos bukas parang ang sarap mag-aral or magtrabaho sa Maynila kasi Manila Day naman bukas. Hindi sinasadyang LONG WEEKEND sila! haayyy...

close kame ni dong!

kanina i received an MMS message sa aking phone with this content:

Tambay na sa set with Dingdong Dantes!
Txt GOMMS DINGDONG ON to 4627 for chnce 2 win!
P5/MMS.Per DTI NCR# 2358s08.
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si Dingdong talaga, feeling close! hahaha... buti nalang at less than P5 ang load ko kaya sa tingin ko walang kaltas to. bakit kaya nung si Harrison Ford ang nagMMS sakin P15 agad ang nawala sa load ko nung sinave ko yung pic nya? ang gulo ng SMART!

paramihin pa ang comments sa blog mo

good day ulit. maraming sumagi na naman sa utak ko at dapat mai-publish na ito dito para di na mawala. you already know some points in writing a blog and how to get more and more comments but here are more points:

1. maki-usyoso.
   always glide on the blogosphere. hindi mo lang nilalawakan ang kaalaman mo sa mga bagay bagay kundi dumadami rin ang mga cyberfriends mo. magcomment ka sa mga blog nila and it's better that you can post your link with your comment so that the publisher can track you back. if they find your site interesting, magaling! e di madadagdagan na rin ang mga magcocomment sa blogs mo. you've not only gained new friends, na-advertise mo pa ang blog mo nang LIBRE!
   
2. be consistent.
   take a look at wanda ilusyonada, naging libro ang blog nya dahil sa kakaiba nyang style sa pagsusulat.
3. create a market
   blogging is like your own PR image. your readers can identify your character with your posts. again with wanda, ang laki ng market nya sa panahon natin ngayon na marami ang naliligwak, naookray, at masyadong marami ang ka-chorvahan sa buhay! hahaha...
   
4. be creative
   you can consider your blog as your outlet on Creative Writing. you can have a series of your own fiction, poetry.
5. your blog page is your stage, or your own moviehouse and you are the actor.
   this is a combination of nos. 2-4. you can have immediate responses if you are with the audience right? some of them would awe sa performance mo, iba critiques at yung iba kibit-balikat lang.
   

how to get most comments in a blog?

i have been looking at my multiply inbox and saw blogs that are flooded with comments in a short period of time. some of them e kakapost pa lang, may comment agad. parang dna binasa. hehe.. good thing that multiply has this "Who's Viewed Me" function para malaman mo kung sino ang nakiki-usyoso sa mga profile mo. i have written about my blockbuster blogs weeks ago and try to figure out how these blogs acquire so much attention. now i enumerate points how someone's blog (or someone) can be so interesting.

1. always reply on the comment.
   pamparami din ng comments yan. the first person to comment on your blog is the pinaka-chismoso. i know it because isa ako sa ganun, especially sa showbiz news. and every reply you get minsan may tanong pang kasama so you have to answer it when your blog is not so much clear to your reader. then always answer some of the issues that your reader also has.
   
2. be random.
   you can have readers that are even not in your network. some of them may have the same interests as you posted in your blog. surprise your readers with akalain mo may sense ka rin pala factor with social issues, love life, inspirational stories, and poetry.
   
3. post pictures (the sexy ones)
   some people may only be after your gorgeous pics and minsan gusto rin mapansin nyo rin sila that's why they keep on commenting on your posts.
4. know your forte
   if you are an aspiring photographer, post your most beautiful captures or portfolio along with your blog. if you are a musically inclined, play with some tones just like densemodesto had in his sites. maging kilala ka rin sa mga kakulitan mo like tado.
   
5. be the first.
   some bloggers minsan they're after the webhits. it's ok that you know the buzz in town but it's better if you know the story first-hand or kung ikaw ang naunang nagpost. kung si Ken Lee naging sikat in some time, walang pakialam sa kanya ung nagpost ng video nya kasi marami ang nagcomment or nag-link ng video nya.

so maybe these are all that i can post muna. yan kasi sa tingin ko pinaka-common. Happy blogging!

Father's Love Letter

The words you are about to experience are true. They will change your life if you let them. For they come from the very heart of God. He loves you. And He is the Father you've been looking for all your life. This is His love letter to you.

My child, you may not know Me but I know everything about you. I know when you sit down and when you rise up. I'm familiar with all your ways. Even the very hairs on your head are numbered, for you were made in my image. In me you live and move and have your being. For you are my offspring. I knew you even before you were conceived. I chose you when I planned creation. You were not a mistake. For all your days are written in my book. I determined the exact time of your birth and where you would live. You are fearfully and wonderfully made. I knit you together in your mother's womb and brought you forth on the day you were born. I have been misrepresented by those who don't know me. I am not distant and angry, but I'm the complete expression of love. And it is my desire to lavish my love on you simply because you are my child and I am your Father. I offer you more than your earthly father ever could. For I am the perfect Father. Every good gift that you receive comes from my hand. For I am your provider and I meet all your needs. My plan for your future has always been filled with hope because I love you with an everlasting love. My thoughts toward you are countless as the sand on the seashore. I rejoice over you with singing. I will never stop doing good to you for you are My treasured possession. I desire to establish you with all my heart and all my soul. And I want to show you great and marvelous things. If you seek me with all your heart you will find Me. Delight in me and I will give you the desires of your heart. For it is I who gave you those desires. I am able to do more for you than you could possibly imagine. For I am your greatest encourager. I'm also the Father who comforts you in all your troubles. When you are brokenhearted I am close to you. As a shepherd carries a lamb, I have carried you close to my heart. One day, I will wipe away every tear from your eyes and I'll take away all the pain you have suffered on this earth. I am your Father and I love you even as I loved my Son, Jesus. For in Jesus, my love for you is revealed. He is the exact representation of My being. He came to demonstrate that I am for you, not against you. And to tell you that I'm not counting your sins. Jesus died so that you and I could be reconciled. His death was the ultimate expression of my love for you. I gave up everything I love that I might gain your love. If you receive the gift of my Son, Jesus, you will receive Me. And nothing will ever separate you from my love again. Come home and I'll throw the biggest party Heaven has ever seen. I have always been Father and will always be Father. My question is, will you be my child?

I am waiting for you.

Love,
Your Dad, Almighty God

Shell Phone repair?

Sino nanood kagabi? Adik ang shell phone repair ni Erebus (Alfred Vargas)! May pa-spark-spark pa sa ilalim ng dagat. Hindi kaya makuryente sila? Saka shell din ang gamit na pang-repair. E di kung pinapaayos nya yun sa mga electric eels edi mas mapapabilis pa ata yun. Kaso mano-mano nya lang ginawa yun.

At nagkita na nga ang mag-inang sirena! Pero di makilala ni Lucia (Jean Garcia) si Dyesebel kasi nga may lumot ito sa mukha. Hindi pa rin nawawala ang mga alaala ni Lucia mula nung mapadpad sya sa lupa. Exciting na ito mamaya kasi magkakasama na sila sa iisang bahay!!!

Rufo

Last Saturday, me, my brother and mom were being invited the 30th wedding anniversary of my sister's in-laws at Celebrity Sports Complex. It was a great night and one of the highlights were the musical numbers of JP Events productions. I captured two videos from this funny man(?) Rufo who is a tall and dark Afro-Pinoy and gives you that scary look when he passes by your seat. In these videos, he gives lip synch to Jennifer Hudson's And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going and Donna Summer's Last Dance. I'm sorry for the audio and video quality, I only got it from my phone. You better see him sing live!

when it comes to the birit part, he shakes
and even put the whole mic head in his mouth! lol

Shell Phone?

Nanood ako ng Dyesebel kagabi at hi-tech na pala ang mga hampas-dagat! MAY SHELL PHONE! wala akong image nito sa ngayon pero halos ganito ang itsura nya:


eto ang mga karagdagang features nya:
pearl keybuttons surrounding the pearl screen.
3G (at may signal sa ilalim ng dagat!)
bluetooth (headset-paired device na meron si Usaro)

ang galing diba? ewan ko kung may ilang models pero mga maharlika lang ang meron nito. pero nagkaroon nito sina Inang Banak at Dyesebel na ginagamit nya sa lupa.

Greenpinoy will get greener!

proud of joining Greenpinoy's friends list, i would like to join his header design contest. that's it! I've been thinking what design will I do for this makulit profile.

and this has been my entries. (sineryoso ko, sayang ang P 1500 e. lol)

you can access his funny blog at http://greenpinoy.com

Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

and she laid her hands on me

last saturday i decided to go for a real massage. i was going for massage equipments around malls and with the help from some family members. and finally i went to this massage parlor along marcos hi-way in antipolo. i was already looking at this massage parlor before but i never had the time to come in. but when i looked again, i found out that the price wasn't bad so i tried it.

when i went up to the massage parlor it was a little bit dark. the door opening is so small, i could only enter my body obliquely. and a group of ladies were in the room but i couldn't see much of their faces. it seemed that i am under a spotlight in a dark room waiting to be interrogated and all i can hear were their voices. i was directed to sit on a chair nearby and a voice was asking me something but i just nodded my head as if i could hear a thing. all that lurks in my head was thinking why am i in that kind of place and how will i get out of there.

a voice told me to get up and follow and then a swift air blew on a curtain showing me the way. it led me to a darker room but like a labyrinth of curtains. then she guided me in a box made of curtains and all i can see was a flat bed and some sheets. she told me to make myself comfortable. then it asked me to take off everything i wear and lie on my chest. i did what she said but still nothing runs in my mind.

later on i heard footsteps going towards me that made me hide myself from the creeps. hands glided on my back and arranged the towel that i used to cover the lower part of my body. then she asked if it is my first time so i said yes. her hands were wet with oil and she started with my right leg. she put off the towel upto my lower back and rubbed her hands against my leg. i felt her energy going through me and her fingers electrified my mind. she did the same with my other leg and did it first with my right arm and then the other.

she lowered the towel to expose my back. she rubbed my nape going down to my shoulders and spine. i've never felt anything like it and i think i was losing my breath. so everytime i was relaxed, i get the most air i can breathe at the moment. her hands overpowered me and i couldn't do anything. i just let her anything she want like i was a slave chained under her spell. she was in front of me when she glided on my upper back. then she got lower and took a little bit of my underwear that part my cheeks were exposed. she stroked her hands down to it and her energy flowed on my back.

i lied on my side and she twisted me a little. i felt my blood flow smoothly throughout my body as she did it to me. i hear nice music and my mind was so empty with worries. and she asked me to lie on my back and she did it all over again.

and then she focused on my head. her fingers ran through my forehead and she stroked my cheeks, my chin and my thoughts were going around in circles. her strength put me up and she went behind me. pushing my back with her legs, she raised me and swung me across. we got into another position and she raised the hell out of me. i was a bit shocked when we were doing it. i cannot do anything but to follow her. we had our hands clasped so that no one gets off. and when she was done, she again glided her fingers throughout me to relax my senses.

she patted my whole body with the towel i had on me.

-THE END-

corny noh? hahaha...

Blog Event of the Month: do they ever get tired of going up?

as the start of the new school year approaches, it is not questionable that there will be more students out of school. it's due because a percentage of the household budget has been alloted to the basic commodities which, oh my Lord, the prices are soaring high! i suppose this all can be blamed to the rapid oil price increase where all needs depend. every commodity goes with its increase and the result is every other else is sacrificed.

since diesel is needed for the transport of goods, suppliers have no choice but to set their prices higher to sustain the allocation on diesel. I think the product prices only change following the law of supply and demand.

the price of food has gone higher. and it will be if diesel still goes high;
fares have too, I remember when I started commuting, it was only Php 1.50 minimum and now they are proposing to raise it to Php 10!

i mean, everything has become so expensive that the masses have to sacrifice other things and one of them is very important such as education. for even tuition fees also increased and the parents resort is to stop their children from going to school. which is not right. I have been very lucky to finish schooling. but what about the younger ones? isn't the world should be responsible to give the children some education? and not just profiteering on the poor people. that would result to the increase of uneducated people who will be doing even the most dangerous things in the world in able to survive and the big people take advantage of.

i hope that this will be resolved very soon. i wonder why sometimes saving just doesn't work! if i could propose at least to give a one-day holiday for everyone where no one will use diesel-powered engines and instead use bicycles. it's not only good for the body but also for the environment. provide jobs nearest to everyone nearest to their homes, and focus to the jobs that really provide the needs like farming, teaching and practicing in medicine.

i hope everyone will realize that it is easier to live simpler.

I finally got PPP

but I still don't know how to use it. it has a lot of functions etc even just for the blogger account. can anyone who has PPP teach me how to use this account? (magkapera lang! hehehe)

I just know that once I have registered, I have to keep posting blogs no matter what the topic is, anytime! as I understand, more blogs, more payments. but how?

you can access my accounts

for my online buddies and friends, here is my online blogcard (sort of a business card) for your easy access to my accounts.

share nyo rin yung sa inyo. :) let's trade blogcards!

in memory of...

Heaven...

San Pedro: Inday, bakit ka namatay?

Inday: Damn that envious boss of mine. If it wasn't for her, that bullet woudn't have damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage, and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Unfortunately, those incompetent doctors and nurses weren't able to help me so I had to face the wrath of death. So my body went thru algor, livor and rigor mortis.

San Pedro: (nosebleed)

(Inday sent back to earth.)


aba at sinisi pa si Mrs. Montemayor!